Once up on a time, Elfangor ate some garlic bread followed by some bean burito soup, then last year's turkey and some chicken wings. Then he had some rice and pudding, then ate some spare beef sausage soup. And then he had a sammich with letuice, tomates, ham, chicken, and steak (as only Elfy can). Then taking his sword he split a watermelon and ate the whole damn thing. After that, he had some trollish tacco's and lemmie tell ya, those things can fill ya up. Yet he was still hungry, so he ate some cheese.
Now granted, you'd need something to wash it all down. "Oh look!" said Elfy. "A big ol' lake!" He then proceeded to jump inside. Malfuion, Alextraza, Ysera and Nozdormu all looked in horror as Elfy bathed in the Well of Eternity.
Suddenly... a deep rumble was heard. Not from the ground nay! But from Elfangor's stomach. "Oh shit" said Elfy. "It's gonna be a big one."
"NOOOOO!" the others screamed, but it was too late. Elfy let loose and... well...
... it esploded. BOOM!
No comments:
Post a Comment